On My Own
Joke of the day.

prince-of-mametown:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

This fucking website

How can I begin anything new with all of yesterday in me?
Leonard Cohen (via aestheticintrovert)
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They burned the bridge, then ask why I don’t visit.
ex-fucking-actly. (via loveandpalmtrees)

feigenbaumsworld:

thekorovamilk:

colonelgathers:

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

The towel on the head is what kills me forever, too precious.

The little meow in the fourth one.

image

ipgd:

mastahaze:

This is the most beautiful horse in the world… From Turkey

shit son this horse is like SPUN GOLD

ipgd:

mastahaze:

This is the most beautiful horse in the world…
From Turkey

shit son this horse is like SPUN GOLD

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

spqrofficial:

priori Remo augurium venisse fertur, sex vultures, iamque nuntiato augurio cum duplex numerus Romulo se ostendisset, utrumque regem sua multitudo consalutaverat: tempore illi praecepto, at hi numero avium regnum trahebant. inde cum altercatione congressi certamine irarum ad caedem vertuntur; ibi in turba ictus Remus cecidit. vulgatior fama est ludibrio fratris Remum novos transiluisse muros; inde ab irato Romulo, cum verbis quoque increpitans adiecisset “sic deinde, quicumque alius transiliet moenia mea,” interfectum. (ab urbe condita i.vii)

spqrofficial:

priori Remo augurium venisse fertur, sex vultures, iamque nuntiato augurio cum duplex numerus Romulo se ostendisset, utrumque regem sua multitudo consalutaverat: tempore illi praecepto, at hi numero avium regnum trahebant. inde cum altercatione congressi certamine irarum ad caedem vertuntur; ibi in turba ictus Remus cecidit. vulgatior fama est ludibrio fratris Remum novos transiluisse muros; inde ab irato Romulo, cum verbis quoque increpitans adiecisset “sic deinde, quicumque alius transiliet moenia mea,” interfectum. (ab urbe condita i.vii)